creating Slack channels made exclusively for shitposting.

keeping track of the 150+ tabs I have open at any given moment.

buying every product I work on. So don’t put me on, like, Range Rover.

getting the whole team on board with using 💀 over 😂

presenting a manifesto like I’m the star in our school’s winter play.

keeping you reading.

seamlessly working memes into everyday conversation.

“spinning gold out of nothing,” according to a former boss.

reviving the semicolon; see?!

having a Notes app full of unfinished poems.

filling a page with fluff.

meeting deadlines, even while rewatching all 8 seasons of the Vampire Diaries.

convincing my bosses that a pun can work.

never letting it be known that I’m from Florida. Oops.